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Oh, hi. Long time no see. You're still here? I admire your patience. And it will now be inadequately rewarded with a review of 10,000 B.C.


Huff...pant...did I make it? Is it still Halloween? What? It was almost four weeks ago? Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have stopped to fill out that Home Legal Will Kit! Anyway, here's a handy guide for getting a pet.


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